Maradona, Madonna, Boobs, Beef and Bombs
Here are a selection of REAL news headlines that have been making the headlines here recently and some that have even been suppressed.
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- Yahoo censors search results
"On the occasion of a judicial order asked for by deprived parts, we have been ourselves forced to temporarily suppress all or some of the results related to this one search."
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- Argentina switches to grain fed beef
"Each Argentine eats nearly 155 pounds of beef every year"
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- Free Boob jobs raffled at nightclubs
"Local discos had been raffling the operations as a way to get more girls into the clubs. Last weekend Sunset, a popular club in the northern suburb Olivos, attracted more than 600 girls to such a raffle"
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- Madonna postpones concert in Buenos Aires
"Madge doesn't look so hot these days and should cover up more"- Paddy in BA
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- Argentina halts trade with Iran
- Any takers on creating one headline from the five stories?
Tags: ..News from Argentina, Madonna..
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7 comments:
Life is never dull :-)
Nope. Can't beat yours.
Seems the Argie inclination for plastics is as good (or bad) as South Korean girls.
How can a country as large as Argentina have a shortage of grazing land for their cattle? Time for that 24H package store to deliver some liquid diet.
I'm a little upset with the Brits. I thought you'd keep Madonna tied up overseas for a very long time but it looks as though we're getting her back.
Our Government is trying to pass a bill that will force (yep compulsoraly) ISP's to blacklist selected sites. They're supposed to be unsavoury sites but . . the thought of censoring the net is very scary to me . . begins with porn, ends with political stands? As for the jinx . .you did say you're not allowed back in Oz?
@ Fida: How true!
@ Megan: So I win then
@ TCL: They are using it for growing soy
@ Broke: All bad things come to those who wait
@ Baino: I remember your post on that - only 2 yr ban from Oz - am welcome back now!
Boobs, beef and bombs? Wasn't that a song by The Clash?
The Internet is censored everywhere, it just never makes the news.
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